Mustard



Species: Dickhead

Starting Night: He will never stop

Starting Point: Your home

Appearance: Mustard is a yellow Yoshi with a propeller hat, orange boots (Green in Arthur's version), two buttons, and blue eyes and red cheeks. He also has a microscopic shrimp dick that no one can see without a microscope.

Behavior: Mustard will find your home and puncture your lungs. Then he will piss on your belongings marking them as his territory. Then he will place someone over your body to frame them so he can run off.